It’s Tuesday ~~ Did You Notice?

So, Happy Monday ~ Please Don’t Slap Me was such a hit, why not make it a 7 day series?

We all know some days get more love or hate (in Monday’s case) than other days, so let’s take a few days to examine the life of a week.

No one really bashes Tuesday have you noticed? It’s kind of like a nothing day really. No real excitement. People have settle down about being ticked off about going back to work and just accepted the fact that the week is rolling along. Not really loving the day, but not really hating the day. It just is a day.

But did you know…

  • Tuesday is the most productive day of the week (looks like people finally get going on those to do lists from yesterday)
  • Tuesday also has the lowest rate of absenteeism at work – 11% (Once again, proof people have accepted their fate)
  • Tuesday is typically Election Day in the US (Guess they think we would be too pissed off if it was on a Monday. So it was safer to move it to Tuesday so we didn’t vote out of emotion ~~ hmm, how’s that working for you?)
  • The second Tuesday of each month, Microsoft releases it’s patches for their products (then the second Wednesday of each month we all bitch that our computers are running slower)
  • We have Fat Tuesday – (No, not because Biggest Loser airs this night), but it is the kick off of Mardi Gras

Well, further proof that Tuesdays are kind of boring, no more real good facts to be found. So these will have to do.

Tomorrow should be more fun since any day that is known as “hump” day is sure to bring out the dogs and males trolling for some action.

Have a productive Tuesday, because statistically we are legally bound to do so.

~~~till we laugh again~~~

Happy Monday!!! Please Don’t Slap Me

Happy Monday Everyone!  No? Not excited it’s Monday? Oh sure, be like everyone else…  😀

I think it is safe to say that Monday’s are the most hated day of the week. Why does it take so much abuse? Easy. It is a reminder that we must now accomplish something. We must now go back to work, or do those errands that we pushed off till Monday or maybe start that diet we kept saying we would on Monday. Everything we don’t want seems to kick off with a Monday.

Poor Monday, it never had a chance.

So I thought for today’s Monday, I’d go out and find some interesting things about Monday that you can wow your friends with.

  • More people have heart attacks on a Monday (People will do anything not to go to work)
  • Unfortunately it is also the #1 day for people to commit suicide (I don’t hate it that much)
  • Most people are late to work on Mondays (No matter how slow you drive, it will still be Monday when you get there)
  • You will be lucky to get 4 hours of productivity out of a person (They are too busy moaning and groaning that it’s Monday)
  • Monday is the least rainy day (I guess even Mother Nature hates to work on Mondays)

Ok, I’ll stop picking on Monday. I actually don’t get hung up on Monday. To me it is just another day since I work everyday, therefore I’m not depressed over going back to work.

However, I do have the little issue of saying I’ll start everything on a Monday. Problem is, I’m half way through the Monday before I realize it’s Monday and I was suppose to start something. Then I have to push it off until the following Monday since I don’t want to give the other 6 days a bad rap.

Well, I suppose I should go accomplish something since according to one of the facts, I can only waste half my day on griping about a Monday. I have to be productive sometime and I’ve already got plans to waste other hours of the day.

~~~till we laugh again~~~

Dang I Could Use a Nap

Ever have one of those days where you just wish you were a cat or a dog and could spend the whole day with no cares, no worries, no work, no nothing and just sleep?

Every time I stop moving today my eyelids seems to get heavy and I’m ready for a nap.You know the kind, where you yawn and water tears in the corners of your eyes.

I never get to take naps. And the rare times I get to try, I lay there wide awake.

Personally I think it is the guilt I start to feel from all the things I should be doing. After 20 minutes of trying, I get up tired and now ticked off I couldn’t sleep.  LOL

Oh well, I guess I can sleep tonight.

Then people say, oh you can go to bed early. I’m all aboard. However, the reality is, I’ll start doing something and next thing I know, it will be 1am and I’ll be “Dang, I guess that nap would have been nice.”

Oh well. I’ll just day dream that I took a nap. Now it’s too late, I have to go to work. Just need to make sure I don’t fall asleep in the ice cream. I’m pretty sure it would turn off the customers.

If one of you are up to it, will you take a nap for me? And while you’re at it, might as well go to the bathroom for me too as I’m sure I might need that before you lay down for your/my nap.

~~~till we laugh again~~~