For a Quickie, Check These Out

We all like a quickie. Sometimes a quickie is just what you need. You know you like a quickie too…

A quick laugh that is. What else did you think I meant?

I’m not addicted to my Twitter account but I do like looking at it for some quick inspirations quotes or quick laughs once a day. There are some folks who dedicate themselves to posting various sayings. Some new, some old, some stupid and some unique. So I thought I’d share a few that I saw just doing a quick scroll. It was pretty popular when I did this last time so I thought I’d do it again. Hope a couple give you a chuckle…

  • I miss the days when you could just push someone into a pool without worrying about their cell phone.
  • You never realize what you have till it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example!
  • When you’re stressed, You eat Ice cream, Cake, Chocolate & Sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS. Mind = Blown?
  • Lazy Rule 1: If you drop an ice cube just kick it under the refrigerator.
  • “Your phone`s ringing…” “Yeah, phones do that…”
  • We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.
  • I wanna write “I miss you” on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.
  • Wife: “Why are you  home so early?” Husband: “My boss told me to go to hell.”
  • You always remember your first crush. Mine was Orange. (get it?)
  • Blanket on = too hot. Blanket off = too cold. One leg out = Perfect (so true)
  • Everyone hates Thursday…Cuz it not Friday
  • Mission Impossible: Not eating a French Fry on the way home from the drive thru.
  • Why are children obese? Probably because burgers are $.99 and salads are $4.99.
  • Son: “I almost went to jail today! I was so scared!” Mom: “Oh my god! WHAT DID YOU DO!?” Son: “Those monopoly games get pretty intense.”
  • Don’t tell me I’m wrong if u cant explain why u right
  • Do you like me? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no
  • Weekends are like an orgasm: It’s takes a lot to get there and when u finally do, it’s over in no time.

 

Ok, had to let that last one slip in, it was funny.

Hope you all had a great weekend!

 

~~till you laugh again~~

0 thoughts on “For a Quickie, Check These Out

  1. photosfromtheloonybin

    Those are all hilarious, but I have to tell you my husband’s favourite was the one about the husband going home because his boss told him to go to hell!! He got quite the chuckle out of that one. I’m not sure why. LMAO

  2. pouringmyartout

    Americans like to ‘quickify’ everything. We shorten out language… (does didn’t really save us that much time? And WWW has the same number of syllables as world wide web)… We have Readers Digest and Cliff notes…. We make huge books into two hour movies even if we shouldn’t. The Skipper and Gilligan took people on a three hour cruise… where could you go? I could go on, but I think you should all spend some time thinking of your own examples… It will save me some time.

    1. tadams4u

      Your comment reminded me of a time with Cliff Notes. I never used them in school. But one year I we were reading Tale of Two Cities. I was so lost in the story and felt so dumb. One day under the desk someone left their cliff notes. I read them. Then all of a sudden a understood the silly book. One and only time, but in this case, it worked… LOL

  3. crubin

    These are great! I especially loved the desserts/stressed one. Considering I love a good dessert and have plenty of stress, how have I never noticed that?!

    Great blog! Thanks for stopping by mine. Appreciate it! I’m going to seek you out on Twitter. 🙂

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