Cute Jokes Get Us Every Time!





The past few days my mom has been sending me some cute little jokes. The kind you can find on Popsicle sticks or little kids tend to tell. The ones that make you groan yet you laugh every time.

There is something great about jokes like these. Most are classics and most are perfect for all ages. Yesterday I discussed my poor memory and it kills me that one of the first things to go were these cute jokes. Trust me, I have read thousands through the years and swore I would never forget my favorites. Yet here I sit, empty other than my two favorites…

  • What did the teddy bear say when offered dessert?   No thanks, I’m stuffed!   (God I love this joke)
  • Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?    Because it’s too cold out tide.  

I must admit, the ones my mom sent were cute so I will share them too…

  • What type of lettuce was served on the Titanic?   Iceberg  (you saw that coming ~~although they didn’t)
  • What kind of a cup cant u drink out of?   A cupcake
  • Where can you see hamburgers dance?   At a meat Ball

I had a friend that thought this one was the funniest joke she ever heard for years. Although she was the only one who ended up laughing…

  • Why did the baby cross the road?  It was stapled to the chicken   (sick mind huh?)

My significant other’s grandpa use to tell this one every time they passed a graveyard…

  • Why is there a fence around the graveyard?  Because everyone is dying to get in!

One of my nephew’s thinks this is the funniest joke around…

  • Horse walks into a bar, bartender asks….“Why the long face?”    (took me a couple beats to get it)

Earlier today I saw this one…

  • What do you call a dear with no eye?  No Idear

So my question for you is…

What is the silly joke you like to tell?

Or one someone you know just can’t seem to stop telling?

Share for all to laugh   😀

 

HEY…Come tell you cute silly joke on this new post. >>>>  Cute Jokes You Can Tell Anyone… I Thought these have been too good not to share so why not make one page of them! Thanks

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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147 thoughts on “Everyone Loves a Cute Joke ~~ If you don’t, you must be dead inside

  1. photosfromtheloonybin

    What does a vegetarian ogre eat? Cabbage patch kids

    What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese

    Why can’t you get undressed in ront of a pokemon? Because he’ll pikachu

    Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha

  2. Candy S

    What kind of dog lives in the North Pole? a chili dog (Little story: My husband & our oldest daughter (6-yr old at the time) was on the way to pick up our youngest daughter and the car broke down. My husband was obviously a bit frustrated and our daughter told him this joke… he burst out laughing!)

  3. Dotty Headbanger

    Dear Brick,

    What did Tarzan say when he saw 500 elephants coming over the hill?
    ‘Here come 500 elephants over the hill.’

    What did Tarzan say when saw 500 elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
    Nothing, he didn’t recognise them

    Love Dotty xxx

  4. John the Aussie

    Too continue..

    What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idea.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and, no penis? Still, no fucking idea.

  5. John the Aussie

    Too continue..

    What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idea.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and, no penis? Still, no fucking idea.

  6. Carrie Lange

    Why did the dog sit under the shade tree?

    A: because he didn’t want to be a hot dog

    What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

    A: Nothing, it just waved

    hehe, still remember those from when my kids were little. I like you, can only ever remember two!

  7. Carrie Lange

    Why did the dog sit under the shade tree?

    A: because he didn’t want to be a hot dog

    What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

    A: Nothing, it just waved

    hehe, still remember those from when my kids were little. I like you, can only ever remember two!

  8. gaby ytuarte

    What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!!!

    Why did the mushroom go to the party? ’cause he was a fun guy!!!!

  9. gaby ytuarte

    What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!!!

    Why did the mushroom go to the party? ’cause he was a fun guy!!!!

  10. Emma

    I’ve got a good one! I recommend saying it out loud to get it. 🙂

    What kind of fish is only made of two sodium molecules?
    2Na!

  11. Emma

    I’ve got a good one! I recommend saying it out loud to get it. 🙂

    What kind of fish is only made of two sodium molecules?
    2Na!

  12. Randy

    What did zero say to eight? Nice belt…
    What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner.
    What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall? Damn.
    How old are you? Eleven, wow. When I was your age I was eleven too…
    What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker? Hop in…
    I bet you I can tell you exactly where you got those shoes…. On your feet.
    What’s the difference between humor and odor. Odor is a shift of wit.

  13. Randy

    What did zero say to eight? Nice belt…
    What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner.
    What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall? Damn.
    How old are you? Eleven, wow. When I was your age I was eleven too…
    What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker? Hop in…
    I bet you I can tell you exactly where you got those shoes…. On your feet.
    What’s the difference between humor and odor. Odor is a shift of wit.

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