First off, who would have known how much you all liked reading about butt crack? You are some sick puppies. Ton’s of you just had to read about it. CRACK IS WHACK, ESPECIALLY BUTT CRACK
Now, the pressure is on. How on earth do top that? Where do I go from here?
Some would say I should continue down hill with this crude sense of humor because obviously one of the best ways to a person’s funny bone is via bodily humor. How else can you explain so many movies that come out that are raunchy and full of toilet humor? Because they know, that no matter how much we protest, it is like a car wreck, we just can’t help but watch. Oh sure you can say you don’t, but trust me, we all see you looking through your open fingers as you pretend not to.
Yet, I don’t want to be defined by my butt crack cracks. No, I want to show a whole range of humor.
But even I realize I could milk this one for two posts. I might be funny but I’m not stupid. 😀
~~~till we laugh again~~~