I Sneeze After Ice Cream
Most people sneeze to clean out foreign objects that get trapped in their nose hairs. Not me. (well, maybe occasionally)
For the longest time, I rarely sneezed. It seemed the only time I did was when would go out for ice cream. Leaving the cooler building into the warm air would almost immediately start a sneeze attack. I assumed it had to do with the cold and warm colliding and forcing a ninja fight in my nose until one over took the other.
Now that I own an ice cream store, I’ve come to realize how naive I was. Silly girl. It had nothing to do with the warm air (although that did feel good walking into the warm air). You know what it was?
I’m freaking allergic to ice cream! I sneeze when I eat it. Period. Especially if I have soft serve. And not just 1 or 2 sneezes. Or maybe you are a tri-sneezer. Oh no. I have to sneeze like 7 or 8 times. And not little sneezes either. Big ones that hurt sometimes. The kids that work for me, just shake their head. They say “bless you” like once or twice then give up on me since they know I’m not done yet. They yell at me when I go to eat it, since A) I will sneeze and B) I usually don’t feel good afterwards even though I only have a small scoop.
Yep, my favorite thing in the world has turned against me. It is a sad day in the neighborhood for sure. 🙁
To make it worse, over the last year, if I eat to fast, I start to sneeze. Huh?? How and why did this start? I just can’t do a polite burp and get it over with. Oh no, I have to be odd and start sneezing.
I’m telling you, my body is making up for rarely sneezing early on in my life. This getting old stuff sucks. LOL.
So, it begs the questions…..
Do you sneeze for odd reasons? And do you have a pattern with how many times you sneeze?
HERE IS AN UPDATE: Looks like I sneeze now when I eat. Check out this updated post PART 2 of SNEEZING
~~~till we laugh again~~~