Brain Freeze or Back Freeze?

I Get a Back Freeze – How About You?





We have all done it. And we have all had it happen to us. In our excitement to suck down our Slurpee we forget for one moment that torturous result of not paying attention to our slurping technique. Then it hits you. Yep… The Brain Freeze.

If you are like most people, you get a boring Brain Freeze. Otherwise known in my circleΒ  – A Headache.Β  πŸ™‚

Maybe it’s because I’m a lefty or maybe it’s because I’m just odd. And as you know, I’m ok with my oddness as it makes me unique. You see, me and my fellow oddballs never get brain freezes. We get something way worse. We get Back Freezes.

And what does a back freeze feel like? Glad you asked. It feels just like someone is stabbing you through your back with a knife. Then as they laugh at your pain, they twist that knife just to add extra pain.

When it hits, it makes you stand up straight, push your shoulders back and stick your chest out. (And no, the ladies are not making you guys an offer to check out their boobies)

But like you “normal boring people” the pain does subside in a minute or two and we all just go back to sucking down that Slurpee. Just like nothing happened.

Do you know other back freeze oddballs? Don’t hate. Trust me, we wish we got a Brain Headache like you.

 

~~~till we laugh again~~~

 

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33 thoughts on “Brain Freeze or Back Freeze?

  1. Anonymous

    I get the “nose freeze” too. It hurts a lot, but only (usually) last a few seconds. Actually, a couple weeks ago, I was having a slurpee and it lasted way longer. Not fun at all. I wonder why some of us get it in weird places?

  2. Janne Gregory

    I am so happy I found this thread! To find out that there is nothing wrong with me, hurra!! (=norwegian outburst for joy) I get back-freeze, and that’s ok!

  3. Anonymous

    It used to be that it went to the back of my neck but I’m drinking a milk shake right now. This is the first time it went to my back. It’s right behind my armpits.

  4. Cynical Cyanide

    I get the brain freeze, back freeze, and blurred vision( maybe from the intense pain) and my friends always laugh and say im overreacting. >.> if they only knew.

    Btw, I’m also a lefty 0.o

  5. Anonymous

    I get back freeze, have never experience brain freeze. Thanks for posting as I thought I was the only oddball…….by the way, I am also left handed.

  6. Triquetra331

    My husband thinks I’m odd…I get both brain & back freeze, but the back freeze is the WORST! But I’m sitting in Wet Willie’s in Atlantic City right now, during Mango Rum Slushies, every now and then twisting in pain LOL…btw I’m ambidextrous

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