A Child’s Laughter Will Make the Strongest Weak
We all like to laugh. More fun is helping others laugh! The best type of laugh? One from a child. So here are 30 jokes you can tell to either an adult or a child and hopefully you can have lots of giggles and laughs!
1 Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A: A tuba toothpaste.
2 Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
3 Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
A: Take the words out of his mouth!
4 Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
5 Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9.
6 Q: What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
A: your looking sharp.
7 Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
8 Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
9 Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
A: A watch dog.
10 Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A: A lawn moo-er
11 Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet.
12 Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks
13 Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?
A: A taxi driver
14 Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school.
15 Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: He presses the paws button
16 Q: What is black ,white and red all over?
A: A sunburned penguin!
17 Q: How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
A: Squeaky clean!
18 Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus!
19 Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
20 Q: What is the tallest building in the world?
A: The library! It has the most stories!
21 Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!
22 Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby?
A: He was a little hoarse.
23 Q: Where do you put barking dogs?
A: In a barking lot.
24 Q: What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
25 Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?
26 Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No I deer!
27 Q: What do you call an exploding monkey?
A: A baboom!
28 Q: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
29 Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
30 Q: Why was the cat afraid of a tree?
A: Because of the bark!
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